consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

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Timestamp: 1408424666

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

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intoasylum:

f.r.i.e.n.d.s | text posts

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p1kachu:

Lay Your Moon on My Shoulder

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Timestamp: 1408424158

p1kachu:

Lay Your Moon on My Shoulder

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coolyounghip:

life hack: don’t join tumblr

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newyorker:

Anna Breslaw imagines a humorous plan for a viral marriage proposal.

5:30 A.M. — THE BIG ROCK IN CENTRAL PARK WHERE LAUREN AND I WENT ON OUR FIRST OKCUPID DATE – EXT.

Craft services will be set up. Bagels and coffee for everyone!

ADAM and JEN will blindfold Lauren and get her here. I’m not going to give you a line reading, because I think everything should be really loose, but if you could just play it really chill, like, “I guess we’re going to this rock or whatever.”

7:30 A.M. – OUTSIDE THE BODEGA WHERE LAUREN AND I FIRST KISSED – EXT.

We technically can’t go inside, but here is where MICHAELA and JON casually join. If you guys could play it like that part in “Goodfellas” when Michael Imperioli tells Joe Pesci to go fuck himself and then Joe Pesci shoots him, you know?

Photograph by Fatima Hilal Baskoylu/Getty

Timestamp: 1408423833

newyorker:

Anna Breslaw imagines a humorous plan for a viral marriage proposal.

5:30 A.M. — THE BIG ROCK IN CENTRAL PARK WHERE LAUREN AND I WENT ON OUR FIRST OKCUPID DATE – EXT.

Craft services will be set up. Bagels and coffee for everyone!

ADAM and JEN will blindfold Lauren and get her here. I’m not going to give you a line reading, because I think everything should be really loose, but if you could just play it really chill, like, “I guess we’re going to this rock or whatever.”

7:30 A.M. – OUTSIDE THE BODEGA WHERE LAUREN AND I FIRST KISSED – EXT.

We technically can’t go inside, but here is where MICHAELA and JON casually join. If you guys could play it like that part in “Goodfellas” when Michael Imperioli tells Joe Pesci to go fuck himself and then Joe Pesci shoots him, you know?

Photograph by Fatima Hilal Baskoylu/Getty

reading-out-loud:

Beautiful hardbacks !! :D

(via livingthroughbooks)

Timestamp: 1408423743

reading-out-loud:

Beautiful hardbacks !! :D

(via livingthroughbooks)

dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

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(via danger)

(Source: mj-xii, via pricklylegs)

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: my-top-drawer)

Timestamp: 1408422113

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: my-top-drawer)

seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

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sixpenceee:

I want to be older and have my own place, and live in a cute, little apartment with a cute significant other but at the same time I want to be forever young and have no demanding responsibilities 

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